An experiment / Life is like The Sims

I thought I might type this one up before the next experiment.
Interactions: people and alcohol
Anyway, the contributing factors were:

• 1 red wine
• 1 sparkling wine
• 1 Carlton draught beer
• 1 water (residual beer since above glass reused)
• 1 raspberry and vodka
• 1 white wine
• 5.5 hours of sleep
• 6 class hours on that day

Observations:
Unsteady in stance. Tendency to use others for support.
Unsure if content of speech was more free. Still had the same, really bad, lame jokes.
Mistakes recorded - mentioned Japan instead of China when talking to Mr Chong.
Attempted moving various limbs to music in a small group. (This is where it begins to tie in - it's obviously a Sim action.) Others came along but did not participate.
Followed suit in parting hug (not used to that; might not ever do that again).
Made some wrong assumptions about which pocket particular items were in. (very important)
Felt a pulse-rhythm at my neck at nearly 2AM.

Findings:
Probably not cost effective for me to get properly drunk.
Did not wake up with clichéd headache.
Unsteadiness seemed to vary during the course of the night - sometimes it was decreaing. (Could be  that I had been standing in the same spot for too long.)
Could still walk in a straight line and demonstrate that to friends.

Some of those might have been a result of a self-fulfilling prophecy: that is, I will what I expect to occur. 

I did get the feeling that when unsure, think of what a Sim would do... From moving around, pretending to dance and even meeting new people. I thought I even had the little ++ and -- bubbles when agreeing with someone or disapproving of someone else. Life is so definitely based on The Sims...